I can see 6 years into the future…Thanks to my 2020 vision.
How long have you been waiting to use that joke
trapped in a rotting body on a dying planet in a mysterious dimension controlled by an unknown force
Standing there at the stage door to the rest of your life. Time to dip your toe into the deep end. Try things. Say hi already. Laugh a lot. Mess up. Apologize. Mess up again. Hug people. Take chances. Trust yourself. Lose things. Get over it. Hold your friends close. Gather your strength. Gain wisdom and beautiful stories. Be brave, and you'll have the time of your life
It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
Being a dick even to demons
i just want to get my braces off everyone i know looks so pretty with their perfect straight teeth i feel like a big loser baby
i hate 12 years olds. Theyre like another race. all 12 year olds are horrible people. i mean, how DARE they be a year older than 11. Im so glad i skipped that age and went straight 13. the bible says adam and eve not adam and 12
WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????
We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw.